Okay Connor McDavid, first congratulations. Not only did your Edmonton Oilers finally make the playoffs, but you won a lot of individual awards this season.
In fact, you had such a good year that you just signed an 8 year contract that will see you earn an average of $13.25 million a season!
Control yourself Connor! You’re about to become the highest paid hockey player in the NHL. Take a cue from another “Connor Mc” who’s also the highest paid athlete in his sport!
You can learn a lot from your Irish-MMA counterpart, Conor McGregor! And you’d do well if you can find your baller mode.
Okay, now that it’s out of your system, remember, you’re a hockey player! Act like you’ve been there before.
Even though inside you’re all
Congrats Connor, you’ve certainly earned it.